- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
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do you ever reblog something and say to yourself “i know who’s going to reblog this” and then they reblog it
(Source: geezers)
Dear Future Girlfriend: Dear Future Girlfriend, →
I really don’t care if you live next door to me or on the other side of the world. I don’t care if you’re religious or a total atheist like me. I don’t care if your family likes me or my family likes you. I don’t care what race you are. I don’t care if you’re feminine, masculine, or somewhere…












